British English vs.  Malaysian English       
Who says our English is teruk? Just read below -  Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective  etc.
      
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD  NEWS
    Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the  sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other  outlets for you.
      
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a  few moments ago?
    
Malaysians: Hello, who  call?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE  WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please  make way?
      
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY  
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this  drink is on me.
      
WHEN ASKING FOR  PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for  me to enter through this door?
    
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can  ah?
WHEN  ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at  home.
    
Malaysians: No need shy shy one  lah!
    
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE  
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the  money.
      
WHEN DECLINING AN  OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't  mind.
    
Malaysians: Don't want lah. 
    
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF  DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand  where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about  the issue. 
      
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR  VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please  lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
      
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS  YOU..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you  staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
    
Malaysians: See what, see what?
    
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT  SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a  predicament at the moment..
    
Malaysians: Die lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD  HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has  just happened? 
    
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one  lah?
    
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING  WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it.  Here, let me show you.
    
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to  do!
    
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons:  Would you mind not disturbing me?
          
So which would you prefer? Send this to your  Malaysian friends and let them have a laugh too. Good day!